"Your autopsy is in 5 days."

At least that's what it looked like first, out of the corner of my eye.  Rather than being some sort of threat, though, it was a notice about the automatic rent payment I have scheduled:  

Your autopay is in 5 days.

In unrelated (I hope) news, lunch today consisted of Velveeta Shells & Cheese mixed with 7 oz. of hummus and a can of unsalted green peas, with green Tabasco sauce to taste.  I'm not sure what my mother would have thought of such a concoction, but the taste wasn't at all bad; with both the cheese sauce and the hummus, it was very creamy.  I would have thrown in some green salsa, but I've used all that up and will have to get more.